Thelemavangelist BBS

“Coming to you soon from an abandoned Lodge basement where someone left a flaming sword in the vending machine… again.”

“It’s... THELEMAVANGELIST!”

Where every robe is wrinkled, every chalice is questionable, and every Rite comes with interpretive jazz hands!

“We will be broadcasting with more voltage than a midnight invocation of Babalon — and unlike certain societies, we’re not stuck in 1912 eating stale Cakes of Light and arguing about who gets the charter next!”

That’s right — while some Orders are still trying to find the Holy Grail using MapQuest, Thelemavangelist will be piping divine nonsense straight to your third eye!

So grab your wand, light that questionable incense, and tune up to the upcoming Astral Radio Dial to 93.333

Thelemavangelist BBS — where your True Will meets talk show absurdity!