Come Get Fat With Tom Segura | Your Mom's House Ep. 837

Tom will be touring in Tacoma, Washington at the Emerald Queen Casino, and after that, Oakland, California, at the Paramount Theatre November 30th. Go get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour



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What's up, Chomos?!? It's a super-sized episode as Tom and Christina spiral into complete chaos as they announce Tom’s brand new Italian bakery opening in Austin, debate the official hierarchy of Small Fat, Mid Fat & Super Fat, and revisit one of YMH’s greatest Cool Guys — the meth dude who “came in 4 strokes.” The mommies also break down a billionaire who lost over $300 million gambling, roast Bezos and Zuckerberg’s glow-ups, and discuss why every CEO is suddenly shredded. Plus: fat pets, fart mics, autistic rant guy, and the saddest cat breastfeeding story ever told.



Your Mom’s House Ep. 837



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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:46 - A Taste Of IT-Ly

00:05:40 - Opening Chaos & Classic Cool Guy Musings

00:10:55 - What Type Of Fat Are You?

00:19:51 - Clip: Rant On Autism

00:22:26 - Clip: The Drooling Gambler

00:29:47 - Clip: Fat Love

00:35:53 - Fat Pets

00:44:49 - Clip: Ex Liked My Farts

00:46:12 - Fit CEO's

00:54:51 - Tommy Lasorda

00:58:31 - Clip: Dressed Up

01:00:57 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:04:18 - Indian Hospitals

01:08:08 - TikToks

01:14:09 - Closing Song - "Principal Coffee" by Chydah Sneeze
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