17 September 2025
A Gender Traitor's Guide To Dating w/ Jordan Jensen | Your Mom's House Ep. 828
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week Tim and Kristin are joined by comedian Jordan Jensen (Netflix: Take Me With You, Being Ian with Jordan).The mommies kick things off with some cat updates, code switching, and a heated debate about napkin pants. Then Jordan sits down to talk about growing up with two moms and a cowboy dad, why female comics all have “dyke energy,” and the elite nightmare of dating apps like Raya.We get into cold plunges, “gender traitors,” road rage in New York City, fart legends like King Ass Ripper, and Jordan’s on-again-off-again relationships. Plus: the infamous “N-Ain’t Shit” lady, breakdancing protestors, and why sharts aren’t what you think they are.It’s a packed episode full of laughs, chaos, and classic YMH insanity.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 828
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:48 - Christina's Art & Cat Breath
00:04:10 - Code Switching For Elite Whites
00:15:57 - Opening Clip: Demons In My Womb
00:18:39 - Clip: Fart On Me Freakout
00:23:28 - Double Pipe Collab
00:25:56 - Do You Have A Husband?
00:30:48 - Clip: Presidential Candidate
00:32:36 - Full Figured Woman
00:36:38 - Napkin Pants
00:38:49 - Jordan Jensen Isn't Gay
00:44:27 - Masculine Comedy Energy
00:50:24 - Gender Traitor
01:40:45 - Closing Song: "Six Butts (More To Love)" By DJ Fat Hog Jeans
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Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week Tim and Kristin are joined by comedian Jordan Jensen (Netflix: Take Me With You, Being Ian with Jordan).The mommies kick things off with some cat updates, code switching, and a heated debate about napkin pants. Then Jordan sits down to talk about growing up with two moms and a cowboy dad, why female comics all have “dyke energy,” and the elite nightmare of dating apps like Raya.We get into cold plunges, “gender traitors,” road rage in New York City, fart legends like King Ass Ripper, and Jordan’s on-again-off-again relationships. Plus: the infamous “N-Ain’t Shit” lady, breakdancing protestors, and why sharts aren’t what you think they are.It’s a packed episode full of laughs, chaos, and classic YMH insanity.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 828
https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast
GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY).
Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT) or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD).
21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos . Ends 9/29/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK.
Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:48 - Christina's Art & Cat Breath
00:04:10 - Code Switching For Elite Whites
00:15:57 - Opening Clip: Demons In My Womb
00:18:39 - Clip: Fart On Me Freakout
00:23:28 - Double Pipe Collab
00:25:56 - Do You Have A Husband?
00:30:48 - Clip: Presidential Candidate
00:32:36 - Full Figured Woman
00:36:38 - Napkin Pants
00:38:49 - Jordan Jensen Isn't Gay
00:44:27 - Masculine Comedy Energy
00:50:24 - Gender Traitor
01:40:45 - Closing Song: "Six Butts (More To Love)" By DJ Fat Hog Jeans
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