The Starlight Megaphone

Caspius and SiliconNooB imagine an alternate universe where Wario, not Xenosaga, got the nod from Mr. Nintendo, leading to a series of MonolithSoft JRPGs in an expansive, epic, open-world style starring Wario, Waluigi, and the Monado: Wario Chronicles.

Caspius and SiliconNooB are surprised to discover that the new Star Fox game is a full-on remake of an excellent title rather than a dubiously constructed new title, leading them to follow up the Mina the Hollower play through with a Summer of Star Fox.

Caspius and SiliconNooB discuss the development of genres including indie platformers and RPGs, and modern MMORPGs, considering whether the celebrated games of the past could be as successful were they released today, and what keeps such genres viable.

Caspius and SiliconNooB award the first star of the Dragon Quest VII playthrough, report on the major (and disappointing) Final Fantasy XIV developments, and provide a much-needed tutorial for how to play Poncle's latest lo-fi release, Vampire Crawlers.

Caspius and SiliconNooB embark on the creation of first-party content and report on second-hand news reports, before they turn to The Plop—you learned about it in school, you kind of remember it—and its considerable content of questionable quality.