The Expat Files: Living in Latin America

#1- The “Gringo Advantage” and Argentina:Nope, not much… #2- Bidets: don’t knock em’ till you’ve tried em':Don’t poo poo them just because their a French thing...  #3- Living in Latin America on $1500 a month:#4- Middle-age dating facts to consider: #5- Gringos, Expats and personal regrets: #6- Do y...

#1- The problem with cheap-ass skinflint Gringo Expats:  #2- The problem with moto delivery guys: They're everywhere and here's what you need to know…  #3- When a gringo decides to live in a $200 a month apt in the barrio: #4- The differences between deadbeat Latino dads versus deadbeat stateside da...

#1- Why adjacent Latin country residents often claim Argentinios have an uppity air about them:Could it be because even the lowly street urchins in Argentina avoid slang and speak proper Spanish? #2- So then how do Argentines feel about other Latin country residents?Let’s just say they are not forth...

#1- Argentina- the whitest country I've ever seen:  #2- Have you heard the term “papa sin sal”?:It means uninteresting, no spark, no energy… like a potato without salt.#3- The real estate situation in Argentina: #4- Argentinians love dogs and hate pooper scoopers:Keep your eyes down and beware of la...

#1- Latin America is chock full of real leather products and every Latino with dough wears the real stuff all the time:If wearing animal products is against your religion you’d better not leave your comfortable cocoon, because if you visit south of the border you’ll be offended at every turn. #2- A ...

#1- The “problem” with emotional support dogs is not the dogs themselves:Today we talk about the ever increasing appearance of emotional support dogs for woke wienies. It's today's first wild and crazy Latin American a boots on the ground story…#2- Flying US airlines versus Latin American airlines:#...

#1- A rant for all of you EV (electric vehicle) and solar panel off-the-grid naysayers and doubters:Today you will hear the REAL, hard-ass engineering and material science facts regarding the latest greatest EVs and newest extremely cheap home solar power system energy solutions. I made this rant to...

#1- Who might I vote for in the USA elections … if a gun was put to my head? #2- The trouble with Starbucks in Latin America:  #3-  A message to the remaining ninnies and fools who are still masking in Latin America:#4- A word about Colombia’s broken Latino National Healthcare systems:#5- A health i...

#1- How much dough do you think you need to get the hell out of Dodge?How much is enough-vs- how much you think is enough...    #2- Dialing 911 in Latin America:#3- The low down on trying to search Johnny’s Expat Files Show topics: #4- Two new health warnings about your tattoos:The real and alarming...

#1- Only in Latin America: #2- Latin America, love it or leave it: #3- Status crazy Latin Americans and their obsession with titles and diplomas:#4- Weird Latin American dinner table customs gringos should be aware of:  #5- Gringos and expats to avoid:  #6- The peculiar problems with Latin American ...