Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday with stories from MKTO and a chaotic fairy-and-pirate festival, then argue over whether it’s “unorthodox” for a guy to ride passenger while his partner drives. Scandal covers Celine Dion’s first live performance in six years, Saint West’s “that’s light” flex, Chris Rock wanting another Madagascar, and Benny Blanco’s “marathon” claim. They prank-talk “permission” ordering at restaurants, crown Flats Idol winners for RnV tickets, react to Auckland’s CRL opening fire delay, share party-ruining moments, and read a DM from a couple seeking a surrogate. Plus: celebrity lookalikes, Warriors jinx bunker talk, Easy Money, and wild coincidence calls.
00:00 Morning Banter Kickoff
01:46 Fairy Pirate Festival
05:02 Passenger Princess Argument
10:43 Celine Dion Returns
12:57 Mean Girlfriend Prank
14:45 Naughty Car Park Mystery
17:25 Flats Idol Recap Voting
20:14 Easy Money
24:56 CRL Opening Fire Drama
27:31 What Spoiled The Party
32:15 Surrogacy DM
38:38 Madagascar Reboot Talk
39:45 Outrageous Claims Debate
45:09 Celebrity Lookalike Roast
53:51 Easy Money
55:46 Flight of the Conchords Giveaway
57:42 Warriors Jinx Bunker Plan
01:01:19 Flats Idol Winner
01:05:29 School Run Perspective Shift
01:08:44 Beat That Coincidence Stories