NEW SERIES: The Department of Variance (SEPARATE FEED)

NEW SERIES: The Department of Variance (SEPARATE FEED)


About this episode

A new series has launched! It has its own feed so as to not confuse the two series. Check it out on our website,, or search "Department of Variance" wherever you get your podcasts! Further episodes will only be posted to the Department of Variance channel. Hope you enjoy!

Episode 1: New Employee Orientation.

The Department of Variance, a clandestine government agency, experiences a crisis and the building goes into lockdown. Two employees–Jasmine Control and Scarlet Jaunt–are stuck on different floors as the emergency begins. The two must communicate and get to the bottom of the skyscraper however they can. 

(CWs: voice modulation, implied death, strong language)

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Cast, in order of appearance: Jesse Syratt, Em Carlson, Emily Kellogg, Shaun Pellington, Justin Hatch, William A. Wellman, Tatiana Gefter, Saph the Something, Taylor Michaels, and special guest Shannon Strucci.

Art by NerdVolKurisu

Written, scored, edited, and narrated by Rat Grimes.

Transcript available on our website!