The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong

Clew up! Man the top sails! Other generic sailing jargon! There's a pirate utopia off the starboard bow!Go to US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringWant a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here!Visit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting...

The story of an island, and the worst thing that never happened on it.Go to US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringWant a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here!Visit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!​​BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY...

Has anyone found the ark? Noah way. (sorry)Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.comGo to US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringWant a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here!Visit our Patreon here. You too...

There are a lot of people who claim to have found people who claim to have found Noah's Ark.Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.comGo to US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringWant a month trial of Shopify for just a...

I need two of every one of you to line up for this series.Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.comGo to US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringWant a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here!Visit our Patreon...

There's a thin line between "improbable" and "impossible".Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.comGo to US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringWant a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here!Visit our Patreon...

What a romantic sounding title. I bet this will be a sweet one.Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.comGo to US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringWant a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here!Visit our...

The misadventures of a steamfitting vice president who dreamed to dare.Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.comCheck out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringWant a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here!Visit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!​​BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY...

It's about time we talk about time.Want a month trial of Shopify for just a dollar? Grab it here!Visit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!​​BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!The Constant is part of the Airwave Media podcast network.​​​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email sales@advertisecast.com to get on board!Learn more about your ad choices....

Happy New Year, you buncha weirdos!Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringGo to US.Amazfit.com/TheConstant and enter promo code "constant" for 15% off your Amazfit smart watch.Visit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!​​BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!The Constant is part of the Airwave Media podcast network.​​​​Interested in advertising on The...