The Aloönæ Show

The regular discusses the widespread impact of the Cloudfare server outage that affects thousands of websites and apps, Amazon launching their robotaxi service in San Francisco with chances of expanding its service, an introduction in France to pay taxes on home appliances as well as a Belgian farmer suing a French Energy Company for damages caused by climate change amongst other things. *most,...

The regular discusses Elon Musk unveiling Tesla Robots that can perform surgery, Generation wide protests in Mexico City against Claudia Sheinbaum, Donald Trump called out by MTG regarding the Epstein files as well as AI teddy bears made in China being recalled for giving children explicit advice amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no...

The regular discusses a TikTok star avoiding jail and skipping court appearances for crashing McLaren, heated oil trade talks between Russia and other countries, Luis Rubiales getting egged by his uncle at an event regarding his upcoming book as well as Spotify introducing Music Videos to Subscribers in US and Canada amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely...

The regular discusses UK continuing migration trends, the taboo around Egyptian belly dancing, Bank of England’s approval of temporary Stable coin holding limits as well as the current state of present day architecture amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regular discusses a car crash into a bar in Florida, Trump speaking out against the killings of Christians in Nigeria, Ye expressing regret for his controversial takes on Hitler and Jewish people as well as Oscar Piastri potentially out of the championship race after crash amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as...

The regular discusses Dam damages caused towards indigenous people in Brazil, Kim Kardashian using ChatGPT to pass law exams which made her fail, US Government shutdown taking a toll on Airport staff and security as well as the ongoing military action in Sudan where at least hundreds of live were lost. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken...

The regular discusses Pope Leo XIV raising awareness and sending prayers to victims in Sudan, India to launch its heaviest satellite to date outside of earth’s atmosphere, how Blockchain technology is influencing sports betting markets as well as The Dodgers’ win being a moment of celebration for Japanese people with the performance of Ohtani and Yamamoto amongst others things. *most, if not all...

The regular discusses SpaceX and the Pentagon drafting a deal to develop missile tracking satellites, experts say climate change is a likely factor for Vultures attacking cattle, Andrew Tate to become Misfits’ new CEO as KSI sparks outrage by the decision as well as raising electricity costs due to high energy demand from AI datacenters amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said...

The regular discusses UK-Türkiye defence deals for new fighters jets, US President touring around East Asia to strengthen trade ties, the severe impact of Hurricane Melissa on Jamaican communities as well as teacher strikes taking place across Alberta, Canada amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate...

The regular discusses UN members signing cybercrime treaties with opposition from rights groups, North Korean Cyberforce using Crypto to evade US sanctions, a housekeeper robbing a retired soccer football player’s house as well as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor’s allegations catching up to him that loses his title and royal residence amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is...