Stellar Firma
Stellar Firma

Stellar Firma

“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones."


Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.'s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy's most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.

However, with Trexel's corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station's omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they'll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources.


Over 76 Episodes to enjoy in this long form audio drama.


For more information on Stellar Firma and our award winning fiction podcasts, visit www.rustyquill.com


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Updates, Upcoming Shows, We're Alive: Descendants
06 April 2022
Updates, Upcoming Shows, We're Alive: Descendants

Rusty Quill Founder and CEO Alex here!


Sharing a few updates on what is coming up with Rusty Quill.


We’re Alive: Descendants is the sequel to the enormously popular We’re Alive: a Story of Survival. Rusty Quill are Executive Producers on this series and it is very exciting. It started releasing yesterday and you can find it on the existing We’re Alive feed by searching for 'We’re Alive' wherever you listen to your podcasts or by visiting www.werealive.com or www.rustyquill.com/were-alive


Also stay tuned for our upcoming RQ original Productions Chapter and Multiverse, Trice Forgotten and Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later.


More network shows will be coming soon!


While you wait you could revisit:


Cryptids produced by Wild Obscura, Devin Shepherd, Nora Unkel and Gabriel Rosenstein. Written by Alexander V. Thompson


The Deca Tapes by Lex Noteboom


How it Ends by Stephanie Resendes and Micah Rodriguez


I Am In Eskew by Jon Ware and Muna Hussen


Old Gods of Appalachia Produced by DeepNerd Media written and directed by Steven Shell and Cam Collins


The Milkman of St. Gaffs by Chris McClure


The Silt Verses by Jon Ware and Muna Hussen


The Storage Papers produced by Grinner Media


The Town Whispers by Cole Weavers


We’re Alive by produced by Wayland Productions, written and directed by Kc Wayland


You can listen to these shows wherever you get you podcasts or on www.rustyquill.com


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FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill

TWITTER: @therustyquill

INSTAGRAM: @rustyquilluk

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EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

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No Love For Spies
10 September 2021
No Love For Spies

No Love For Spies


No one understands Hartro and her world...


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This is #4 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.

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Content warnings:


    Alcohol use & alcoholismKidnappingBullying & insultsSnakes & snake bitesPhysical violence & injury


Discussions of: poisoning & death.

Mentions of: threats of violence, food, restraints.

SFX: ongoing buzzing, hissing, shouting & vocalised suffering, choking.


Transcript: https://bit.ly/3BXuE3m


Thank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.


Stellar Firma created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall


I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

Hartro Piltz/Ro: Jenny Haufek

David 7/Seven: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman/Rex: Tim Meredith


'No Love For Spies' written and directed by Jenny Haufek

'No Love For Spies' music by Katie Seaton, based on an improvisation by Jenny Haufek


Editing: Maddy Searle, Katie Seaton and Nico Vettese

Stellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner


Featured SFX by Adam Wayne Gistarb, Susy Christiansen, WilliamJMeyer, joedeshon, Nimlos, rivernile7, JenFarrow, 7h3_lark, Breviceps, steveygos93, PatrickLieberkind and previously credited artists via freesound.org.


Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.


Check out our merchandise, available at RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.


Join our community:

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EMAIL:mail@rustyquill.com


Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.


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David's Place
03 September 2021
David's Place

David's Place


For Board's sake, no one tell David 7 about the fourth wall.

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This is #3 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.

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Content warnings:

    FoodAlcohol & alcoholism


SFX: whistling, canned laughter & applause, continuous meowing.


Thank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.


Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall


I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman and Angry Jim: Tim Meredith

Announcer: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

KT the Coin Friend: Katie Seaton


Written by Ben Meredith

'David's Place' theme music by Katie Seaton, inspired by the song 'Little Clone Baby' by Tim Meredith


Editing: Maddy Searle

Stellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner


Featured SFX by JarredGibb, 3bagbrew, Evil_Ear_Recordings, tim.kahn, 15FPanskaDavid_Matous, babagau, lchapman1980, joeboarder14, Leandri140029, InspectorJ, 15GPanskaZacekSamuel, and previously credited artists via freesound.org.


Additional music:

Frogs Legs Rag by Kevin MacLeod,

Link to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5761-frogs-legs-rag

Link to licence: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/


Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.


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Join our community:

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EMAIL:mail@rustyquill.com


Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.


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Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour
27 August 2021
Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour

Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour


Hi, kids! Is it vice? Is it admiral? Is it fun? Then it's Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour!


Hooray!

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This is #2 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.

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Content warnings:


    Propaganda & dystopiaDehumanisation & discriminationCanon-typical trauma


Discussions of: death, violence

Mentions of: food

SFX: bells


Transcript: https://bit.ly/3zIEzZQ


Thank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.


Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall


'Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour' written and performed by Maddy Searle

'Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour' theme music performed by Maddy Searle, based on improvised song by Tim Meredith


Editing: Maddy Searle

Stellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner


Featured SFX by joedeshon, JarredGibb, shelbyshark, MariaMNobre and previously credited artists via freesound.org.


Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.


Check out our merchandise, available at RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.


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EMAIL:mail@rustyquill.com


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Time Bots!
20 August 2021
Time Bots!

Geistman Productions proudly presents:


Time Bots!


"Sometimes a Time Bot has to play by the rules... without that, we are no better than a bunch of sundials."


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This is #1 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.

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Content warnings:

Discussions of: policing, death

Mentions of: guns, alcohol

SFX: distorted sounds & voices, beeping, rain, explosions


Transcript for this episode: https://bit.ly/2XKZoWE


Thank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.


Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall


'Time Bots!' written and performed by Tim Meredith

'Time Bots!' theme music by Katie Seaton, built on an improvised song by Tim Meredith


Editing: Maddy Searle

Stellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner


Featured SFX by freedomfightervictor, HeyHeyHHere, Dean-Raul_DiArchangeli, InspectorJ, SoundsExciting, Iwiploppenisse, couchHero, TolerableDruid6, JarredGibb, bone666138, naturenotesuk and previously credited artists via freesound.org.


Additional music:

Hitman by Kevin MacLeod

Link to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3880-hitman

Link to license: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license


Prelude and Action by Kevin MacLeod

Link to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4236-prelude-and-action

Link to license: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license


Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.


Check out our merchandise, available at RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.


Join our community:

WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com

FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/

TWITTER: @therustyquill

REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/

EMAIL:mail@rustyquill.com


Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.


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