Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

Go make a ladder out of breadApproachability: 9/10 (Art house folk horror slash black comedy)Content Warnings: Sexual AssaultNext Week’s FilmRandomHorror9 T-ShirtsHosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale)Logo: David BaldwinRandom Horror 9 PatreonYouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9We are part of Night Vale PresentsLearn...

Kung Fu Master vs Zombie Vampire MummySpecial Guest: Symphony Sanders Approachability: 8/10 (More kung fu action comedy than horror)Content Warnings: Actual animal death (chicken); Blood/gore; Jump scaresNext Week’s FilmRandomHorror9 T-ShirtsHosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale)Logo: David BaldwinRandom Horror 9 PatreonYouTube, Bluesky,...

Groovy.Special Guest: Andrew Scahill Approachability: 4/10 (Schlocky, funny, and brilliant splatter fest)Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/goreNext Week’s FilmRandomHorror9 T-ShirtsHosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale)Logo: David BaldwinRandom Horror 9 PatreonYouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9We are part of Night...

Everytime We Meet for Ice Cream Your Whole F*cking Face Explodes (2024) / All My Friends (2025) / Forklift Driver Klaus (2000) / Box Fort (2020) / The Oldest View Part 3 (2023)Shorts PlaylistSpecial Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin Approachability: Varies: a couple silly/bloody and a couple creepy/suspensefulContent Warnings: Blood/gore; Creepy faces/images; Jump scares; Strobe effectsNext Week’s...

Hold my cigarette.The most cursed song: Pluffnub's version of The Spice Girls' "Wannabe" Approachability: 6/10 (Gory but arty movie that’s more vibes than scares.)Content Warnings: Noisy Jump scares; Sexual assault; Blood/gore; Witch burningsNext Week’s FilmPatreon Livestream 3/14Playlist for Friday the 13thRandomHorror9 T-ShirtsHosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on...

Is that chocolate milk, Becky?Recipe for the unholy Bacon Snack Bars Approachability: 8/10 (Bloodless horror/whodunit/dark comedy)Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy masked killerNext Week’s FilmRandomHorror9 T-ShirtsHosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale)Logo: David BaldwinRandom Horror 9 PatreonYouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram:...

Who's a good boy?Approachability: 1/10 (Super gory, scary, and sad. It goes there and beyond)Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Child death; Suicide; Animal deathNext Week’s FilmRandomHorror9 T-ShirtsHosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale)Logo: David BaldwinRandom Horror 9 PatreonYouTube, Bluesky, Letterboxd, & Instagram:...

Eventually, the bill comes dueLena Pott's Magic Mike XXL essay Approachability: 7/10 (Child murder; Genocide; Anti-indigenous racism)Content Warnings: Slow burn bottle movie where the ghosts are less scary than the peopleNext Week’s FilmRandomHorror9 T-ShirtsHosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale)Logo: David BaldwinRandom Horror 9 PatreonYouTube,...

Suspense (1913) / EYE SCREAM (2023) / The Moths Will Eat Them Up (2025) / Fist of Jesus (2012) / Cargo (2013) / La cabina (1972)Approachability: varies (Variety of shorts, mostly mild scares with one comedic gore fest)Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Stalking; SuicideNext Week’s FilmPatreon Live Stream 2/14RandomHorror9 T-ShirtsHosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on...

I'm sorry. Did you say "glory hole?"Approachability: 6/10 (Slow burn haunted house story that has a tense final act)Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Jump scares; Child sexual assault; Transphobic plot pointNext Week’s FilmPatreon Live Stream 2/14Short Films Playlist for this Friday the 13thRandomHorror9 T-ShirtsHosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night...