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Graduation season has officially arrived at the most prestigious, loosely organized, completely imaginary institution in the nation: The Brant Hansen Show State University Tech Institute, Inc. A&M.
In true “willy‑nilly university” fashion, Brant and Sherri are once again handing out honorary doctorates with all the pomp of a real ceremony… plus clip art.
This week’s distinguished “graduates” include Carolyn Torrella, honored for her remarkable ability to think of the perfect comeback days after an argument, and Shelly Grindy, who earned a double doctorate for both moving half a ton of base rock in a day and locating a black cat in the dark like a superhero.
In true “willy‑nilly university” fashion, Brant and Sherri are once again handing out honorary doctorates with all the pomp of a real ceremony… plus clip art.
This week’s distinguished “graduates” include Carolyn Torrella, honored for her remarkable ability to think of the perfect comeback days after an argument, and Shelly Grindy, who earned a double doctorate for both moving half a ton of base rock in a day and locating a black cat in the dark like a superhero.