Oz 9

YOU have a dirty mind. "Satan's Boletes" doesn't mean *THAT*. Although it does translate to "Great Satan's Fun Guys," so maybe it's still worth a giggle, as Mrs S says.
Welcome to episode 104. Please put your tray tables and seat backs in the upright, we're-all-going-to-die position, because, well, it's Oz 9, and as usual, everything is trying to kill you.
Let's just say our sound designer, dialogue editor, and voice actors pulled out ALL the stops on this one, so maybe dust off the old earbuds for a really good listen. I'd say it's "immersive," but y'all, you do NOT want to get immersed in this mess, so immerse-adjacent is probably best. Like wading.
Anyway. You've been listening to:

Eric Perry as Joe and Dr. von Haber Zetzer

Pete Barry as stupid, horrible Bob

Kevin Hall as Greg

David S. Dear as Doctor Theo Bromae

Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle

Lee Shackleford as Pluto

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia

Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie

Tim Sherburn as Colin

Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie

Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield

Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2

And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator


John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Thanks also to Kyle Jones for the episode artwork refresh! Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

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Today we're recommending the podcast Sorry About the Murder! In a nice little Canadian town, a Zamboni driver must solve a murder to clear his Québecois name … then ready the ice
for tonight’s hockey game. Check it out on Spotify (https://open.spotify.com/show/3qErfgb3nY39IlnrCyZJHe?si=6b8eed50c4934ab4) or wherever you listen to podcasts
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Oz 9 recently turned six, and while most of the crew asked for a quick and painless death for their birthday wish, we're still here. (If you want to give us a prezzie, we do have a Patreon, just sayin'.....)
Anyway, there are fun things that happen in this episode, which is odd, so you probably don't want to miss it. Bring confetti. But don't throw it because it REALLY makes Joe nuts.
You've been listening to.

Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline

Chrisi Talyn Saje as Vera and Julie

Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle

Eric Perry as Joe and Dr. von Haber Zetzer

Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie

Lee Shackleford as Pluto

Kevin Hall as Greg

Tim Sherburn as Colin

Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield

Pete Barry as Bob

Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two

Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator and deserves her per diem


John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.
Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please check out our awesome sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.
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Some old nemesisisisisisises have reappeared, and that's ... unfortunate. But at least Bob has some colourful brochures to distract our team from their impending doom. So.... how many oceans is "too many," do you reckon?
You've been listening to...

Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius

Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna

Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Mr. Southers, and Joe

Pete Barry as Bob

Lee Shackleford as Pluto

Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield

Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia

David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae and Tiberius

Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2.

And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator


John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.
Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Do you have ANY IDEA the literally dozens of hours you've wasted with this bunch of smooth-shelled walnuts? (and yes, that's a reference to their brains, I just couldn't quite make it work the way I wanted). I mean, it's probably not enough time to cure cancer or invent a really good cable organizing system, but you could have latch hooked a really nice rug by now, or made a portrait of Elvis with little rolled up gum wrappers, AT LEAST.
You know what? Forget it. Do want you want. I'm done. Seriously.
You've been listening to:

Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle

Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia

David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius

Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, and Mr. Southers

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna

Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie

Tim Sherburn as Colin

Lee Shackleford as Pluto

Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius

Dr. Vikram Baliga, who would have been so much more helpful in Season 4, as himself

Mark "Stooch" Restuccia as himself

Introducing Pete Barry as Bob Ersat of the West Jersey Ersatz

Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2

and Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.


John Faley is our music director, and our awesome artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer.
Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors. 
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What would you do if you woke up on a newly terraformed planet (besides die of shock if you were on the Oz 9) to discover your husband has taken over Sanctuary city and rules with what can best be described as an iron fist? Did humans escape the frying pan of Earth only to find themselves in Mars' fire?
This sounds amazing, and with Lily Rabe from American Horror Story at the helm, you know it's going to be amazing. Listen now, wherever you get your podcasts! https://www.voyagemedia.fm/show/sanctuary/
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While Oz 9 is on hiatus (or "in hiding for tax purposes"), it's a great time to discover some new podcasts to binge. So if you're looking to adopt your next best friend, we've got you, fam.
Madison On the Air is a "love letter to olde-tyme radio." Madison is a modern-day influencer who gets mysteriously yoiked back in time and shows up in some old time radio episodes. She brings her own modern attitude and utter chaos to the stories, and there's a rich back-catalog of shows you've likely heard of, even if you've never actually heard them.
You may recognize creator, writer, and star Chrisi Talyn Saje — she took over the role of Julie on the Oz 9. But before she was our botanist, she was Madison Standish, cosmetics influencer and time traveler.
Pretty much every episode is stand-alone, so as Chrisi says, if you find a title you like, jump in! The one you'll hear here is Forbidden Planet. Have a listen, then be sure to subscribe!
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You're in the Oz 9 void — no new episodes until, what, Halloween or something? It's cruel, we know. We hear your howls of despair.
But wait! We have something for you, to fill those long, lonely hours without Once-Captain Jessie, Colin, Mrs Sheffield, Greg, or Joe (Jesus!). Yes. We got you a hiatus prezzie, and we think you're really going to like it.
If you're not already familiar with Curious Matter Anthology podcast, now is the perfect time to discover this amazing show. This season, Season 3, CMA is spending the entire season on one story: The Exile. I don't want to tell you too much because (a) spoilers, and (b) I've been typing all day and I'm seriously sick of it. And this is, you know, a podcast, so maybe just listen.
It's my discussion with co-producers Jonathan Pezza (writer) and Tiffany Smith (lead) on how they assembled a dazzling cast, how Jonathan does his immersive sound design that's as cinematic as anything you'll see at your local multiplex, how podcasts differ from other media and what that means for actors and directors, and so much more.
Hear the conversation, then continue on for Episode 1 of The Exile.
You're welcome.
Find more here:
https://curiousmatterpodcast.com/
https://www.instagram.com/cmanthology/
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Well, ain't this a kick in the underpants? No one would have believed, on that random Tuesday in 2142, that the Oz 9 would still be kicking (mumble) months later. And yet, as we stare down the barrel of our 100th full episode, well, here we still are, just to the left of Uranus, clueless and shivering in the dark.
But isn't that just the human condition, basically? I mean... if we're going to philosophize....
Oh, let's not. Pour yourself something naughty and well-deserved, prepare tissue for the inevitable nosebleed, and roll the episode. Happy 100, Space Monkeys — so glad to have you still on board. And to have a board for you to be on. You know what I mean.
You've been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna

Shannon Perry as Captain Madeline

Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily

Eric Perry as Joe, Howard, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer

Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle

Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie

Kevin Hall as Greg

Lee Shackleford as Pluto

and with our very special guests:

Dr. Vikram Baliga of the genuinely brilliant podcast Planthropology, as himself!

And the fabulous podcast Mission: Rejected lent us John Dowgin, Faith Dowgin, Emmet Dowgin and Caden Dowgin, who played all our ghosts.

Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two,

And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator


John Faley is our music director, and our awesome artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.
Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network! Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.
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Listen up, Space Monkeys! We did the hard work of vetting a very fun new podcast for you, so now all YOU have to do is listen to it. YOU'RE WELCOME.
It's Desert Skies, a quirky, comedic, and heartfelt sci-fi podcast about life between this world and the next. The story takes place along the road of a lonely highway at a gas station in the afterlife called Desert Skies Astral Plane Fuel and Service Station. The staff at the station help new arrivals in the afterlife get ready to embark on their journey through the celestial spheres. You’ll meet Tendy the Attendant, Mac the Mechanic, and C.A.S.H the sentient cash register, and together they’ll make sure you’re prepared for the ride.
We truly enjoyed listening and are sure you will too. Find the show wherever you get your podcasts, or by clicking this link: https://pod.link/1634726836
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With the end of Season 5 just .... an indeterminate time but probably about two weeks away, the eternal Tuesday of the spotless (thanks to Joe) 9 is getting darker, scarier, and downright rude.
We hope you'll join us (though in good conscience we can't recommend it) as we spin and flip and spiral out of control toward the last episode of this season. Bring lozenges — there's gonna be a lot of shouting.
You've been listening to:

Tim Sherburn as Colin

Shannon Perry as Captain Madeline and Olivia

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna

Eric Perry as Joe and Dr. von Haber Zetzer

Kevin Hall as Greg

Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle

Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie

Lee Shackleford as Pluto

Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield

David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae

Special guests John, Faith, and Emmet Dowgin as our Spectres and the Dead Astronaut

Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2,

Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator


Many thanks to cast-favorite podcast Mission: Rejected for lending us the Dowgins!
We'll be doing a live listen-along of our season 5 finale, so eventually you'll be able to find details on our website, Oz-9.com.
Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; Lucas Elliott creates our artwork. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.
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