RECENT MOSQUE SHOOTING IS 100% A CONSPIRACY!
19 May 2026

RECENT MOSQUE SHOOTING IS 100% A CONSPIRACY!

the OBJECTIVE JERK

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I lose a full recording in GarageBand, swear a bit, then hit record again and go straight into why a reported mosque shooting story does not feel organic to me. I lay out the details that trigger my suspicion, explain what I mean by “conspiracy”, and ask you to challenge my thinking. 


• Accidentally deleting the finished audio and why the video ends up different 
• Claims that the mosque shooting is real but the motive and perpetrators are manufactured 
• Arguing that “shooter died by suicide” often feels like a red flag 
• Questioning the convenience of manifestos, symbols, and staged optics 
• Explaining three types of people when it comes to conspiracies 
• Describing my “bullshit meter” and how a past scam confirmed it 
• Asking listeners to look at the full picture without left-right lenses 


Let me know what you think. Send the email, the objective jerk at gmail.com. 


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