Nick Abbot - The Whole Show

If there was any day for you lot to be insane, it's Halloween... Brian in Hove calls us from a fax machine, Derek in Cullen has been giving tins of baked beans to trick-or-treaters, and Iain Dale visited Ranjit in Oldbury's chip shop... (Saturday 31st October, 2026)

Sophie in Wanstead kicks off the show by disparaging half the world's population - and Nick luxuriates in a week's worth of Trump speaking about men's bottoms. (Friday 30th October, 2026)

LOOK AT THE DINGHIES ON THAT! In other news: Tiago in Bristol tells us the LGBTQ+ community does not claim Donald Trump - but Nick thinks "bisexual erasure" is a band. (Saturday October 24th, 2026).

Someone points out that Nick Abbot sounds like acting legend Bill Nighy - so you helpful lot came through with the whole of his filmography. Also, Nick makes a lewd mispronunciation of Tarantino's Hateful Eight. (Friday 23rd October, 2026)

A whole lot of you had birthdays today. Also, does anyone remember those "woke pies" what come in a tin? (Saturday 18th October, 2026)

Will Aisling in Richmond ever recieve the love she deserves from her opponent receptionist? And Nick asks the age old question... how wet do you want him? (Friday 16th October, 2026)

Trump says Ukraine needs a new President. That's funny, innit? (Saturday 10th October, 2026)

To answer Peter in Penge: no, Nick WILL NOT accept a job providing running commentary on the execution, but he quite likes the idea of having audio description. Accessibility, folks. (Friday 9th October, 2026)

Genevieve tells us about her Horse Studies degree - the debate on which animals are waterproof continues... (Saturday October 3rd, 2026)

What would Ravi in Isleworth do if he was a shoplifter? Also, Nick learns what a drain fly is! He isn't sufficiently disgusted. (Friday October 2nd, 2026)