We finally made it to 2020 people! This is a big fucking deal! I can’t believe we are entering into a new decade. This is so surreal. I apologize for my babbling at the end but man what a way to finish 2019. You got A$AP Rocky doing the do on camera, DaBaby with his dick out, an impeached Cheeto, Logan Paul giving us the proper tutorial on the #cucumberchallenge, and Lizzo showing cheeks! Crazy how this all happened in a week! First and foremost, I address the 3 F’s of life everyone needs to live by in this upcoming year and years to come after that. Take heed to these free lessons ladies and gentlemen. They’re gonna help us get through the next decade unscathed! Happy New Year! 🎊