Chicken Philosophy: Nag Hammadi

In which Jon without Garfield is like clothes without a body (or a metaphor without a point).

In which the surprise isn't just that Edward got a haircut.

In which Thomas reluctantly mounts and rides the ass's... cult?

In which Gwydion gets the ball rolling again.

In which Thomas adds an “or else!” to the great Tantric Sufi Love-Poem, which may or may not be necessary (probably isn’t).

in which Thomas makes The Serpent pop

in which Gwydion is a White Rabbit with many holes.

In which Thomas does a bit o' Robin Hood style conversion.

In which Thomas & Jesus do a reverse Prestige.

In which Jesus sell his slave, the Apostle Thomas, to an Indian guy. (I’m not even joking, that’s what the scripture says. With receipts and everything.)