Capes On the Couch - Where Comics Get Counseling
Capes On the Couch - Where Comics Get Counseling

Capes On the Couch - Where Comics Get Counseling

Saving the world doesn't necessarily mean you go home happy. How's the mental health of your favorite superhero? A comic aficionado and a board-certified psychiatrist look at the various neuroses of your favorite heroes and villains and provide options for treatment.
Issue 194 - Thunderbolt Ross
12 February 2025
Issue 194 - Thunderbolt Ross

 Issue 194 - Thunderbolt Ross

    Intro

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    Background (1:38)

      General Thaddeus “Thunderbolt” Ross created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby in The Incredible Hulk #1 (May 1962)

      Lieutenant General Thaddeus “Thunderbolt” Ross oversees gamma bomb project that ultimately leads to the creation of the Hulk (Bruce Banner)

      Grew up in a military family, and was focused on serving his country from a young age - joined the Army Air Corps (later Air Force) and worked his way up through the ranks

      Bruce’s growing relationship with Ross’ daughter Betty was a source of frustration and anger for him, as was the recurring nuisance of the Hulk - Ross made it his personal mission to find and destroy the Hulk

      Several times he allied with villains to battle the Hulk, which ultimately led to his dismissal from the military

      Betty and Bruce get engaged, but the Leader turns Hulk savage, and the wedding is called off - Betty later marries Glenn Talbot, and Ross is satisfied that Banner will never be his son-in-law

      When Talbot was captured by the Soviets in a rescue mission to save Ross, his apparent death fractured his relationship with Betty, as well as a demotion at work because of his inability to capture the Hulk

      Betty divorced Talbot and revealed she still loved Bruce - enraged by this, Ross allied with MODOK to have the Abomination kill the Hulk, but Betty caught wind of the plan and accused her father of treason - he was discharged from the Air Force and nearly committed suicide

      When Bruce and Betty get married, Ross shows up at the wedding with a gun to stop the ceremony - Rick Jones intervenes and is shot non-fatally

      In a SHIELD experiment he merges with Zzzax, a being of sentient electrical energy - in a battle with a mutant, he expends his energy to save Betty, and dies

      His body was resurrected by the Leader, and he rejoins the Air Force

      After Betty is killed by the Abomination and Hulk is exiled by the Illuminati, Ross sinks into an alcoholic depression - when Steve Rogers is shot, he is visited by MODOK and the Leader and offered a chance to gain Hulk-like powers - he then becomes Red Hulk, and his first act is to kill the Abomination for murdering Betty

      Ross’ identity as the Hulk is kept secret for over two years before being revealed during World War Hulks

      He later joins the Avengers, where he befriended an LMD named Annie that helped give him some perspective and understanding about things

      Temporarily bonds with both the Venom symbiote and the Spirit of Vengeance, becoming a being known as the Circle of Four - this is to defeat Blackheart, son of Mephisto

      Gets depowered by Doc Green, a super-intelligent version of the Hulk

    Issues - Theme is “a small river flowing long enough becomes a canyon” (7:10)

      When tradition becomes a trap

      Overprotective of his daughter (13:44)

      Oh yeah, the Hulk stuff (25:15)

    Break (29:06)

      Plugs for Play Comics & Geek Peak

    Treatment (30:19)

      In-universe - 

      Out of universe - (32:37)

    Skit (39:51)

      Hello General Ross, I’m Dr. Issues. - Doctor, with all due respect, let’s set the record straight. I didn’t come here for treatment. I came here for a clean bill of health. I’ve been involved in enough government missions, secret protocols, and super-powered expeditions that I should be the last one to hide from any flaws. I’m not perfect, but I don’t have to be. And that was before I learned about getting red in the face.

      Well, that is a hot start, General -I don’t do jokes, if you don’t mind. There are serious matters at hand.

      But you…I’ll keep that in mind. Sheesh. There are always serious matters at hand. That’s how the world works. That doesn’t mean they all have to involve you. -Agreed. I pick my spots. But those are enormous spots. I know my enemy better than they know themselves. That’s what’s lacking in battles nowadays. The foe has no concept of planning. So many people think being random makes you dangerous. It just makes you a fool.

      Well, not to sound condescending, but I doubt all of your plans go the way you want them to. -A plan is useless. PLANNING is indispensable. Do you know who said that?

      Dwight Eisenhower. So you enjoy the process necessary to reach goals, and not just the goal itself. -If I didn’t then I would have stopped existing a long time ago. I think people get that wrong about me. They think I’m some madman that wants to destroy the Hulk at all costs.

      And that was wrong…how? -I was never a madman. I’m calculating the whole way through.

      The heat thing says otherwise -Emotion in battle, Doctor. It’s something you can’t wrap your head around. Oh yeah, I get the rage, but in the fog of war, that can be the guide to see you through. No hippie woo woo love fest is going to save you when bullets are zipping and bombs are dropping. The only time you bring in God is to say “Thank God it’s over” and you’ve won.

      You present more demure than expected. -You sound like one of those Gen Z types when you say that. You’re a grown man. Act like it.

      So no social media memes; understood sir. But are you really past everything that’s listed in your file? Banner? Betty? Intelligencia? Avengers? It says here your own likeness was killed! None of that sounds traumatic to you? -Of course it does. So what? We all have trauma. I used to let it eat at me, just shove it down my own throat, and let it all come out when the time is right. But with what I have now, there’s no secrets. It’s on my skin, in my veins, and radiating through the air. I finally found a way to have nothing to hide. My choices, my fights, my consequences. Anything to add to that?

      You’re hitting the same note. What brings you enjoyment? How about sadness? Do you have any fears left? -You’re breaking the cardinal rule; you’re supposed to ask one question at a time. I’m sad that too many people think too small for their entire lives. I find joy in being one of the few living creatures to destroy multiple so-called badasses because I can adjust tactically and not be held down by magical thinking. I fear that anything less than a perfect rating in this assessment will leave me with a permanent mark that will have me use your office as a rage room. 

      *pause* Didn’t you shoot someone at your daughter’s wed -*interrupting* RAGE. ROOM. 

      You don’t have to be so pushy about it. -So, are you slapping the PTSD label on like everyone else?

      No, I’ll think outside the box and go I-G-E-D. -What the hell is that?

      Intermittent Gamma Explosive Disorder -*Groans* Doc Samson was right about you.

    Ending (43:41)

      Recommended reading: World War Hulks

      Next episodes: DerpyCon panel, Colleagues on the Couch w/ Dr. Ashley Zultanky, Shadowman

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References:

    Incredible Hulk episode with Popcorn Psychology - Anthony (2:00)

    “Calm Down” by Busta Rhymes & Eminem - Anthony (30:38)

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Creators on the Couch - Murewa Ayodele
02 October 2024
Creators on the Couch - Murewa Ayodele

We're going transcontinental for this one, as we talk to Nigerian creator Murewa Ayodele about his upcoming book STORM! One of the most cinematic stories you'll ever hear, and it's not in a comic book - listen now!

    Intro

    Background
      How did you get into comics? (1:45)

      What is the Nigerian comic scene like?

    MK: BWB - hilarious short about “Egyptian stuff” - where’d you come up with the idea? (11:45)

    I Am Iron Man (18:55)
      Very cool conceit for the series - how much research did you do, and why did you pick the eras/stories that you chose?

      Damn you for making me cry with #3 right after laughing my ass off at Mojo

      DEXTER’S LAB REFERENCE IN #4 YOU ARE AMAZING

    Akogun: Brutalizer of Gods (28:02)
      One of the most badass titles I’ve ever heard in my life

      Yoruba mythology is fascinating - what inspired the combination of western ideas with African roots?

    Storm (34:24)
      How much of the recent X-stuff do you have to know about to pick this one up?

      Ororo is such a complex character - how do you decide knowing which parts of her to focus on?

      Favorite trait of hers? Favorite character flaw? (40:00)

      How are you honoring her Kenyan heritage? (46:52)

      Thoughts on some of the online discourse surrounding Ororo’s home (50:38)

      One of the most iconic & fashionable characters in Marvel - how much effort is/was put into discussions & designs of her wardrobe?

      How far out in advance do you have stories mapped?

    Fan questions (57:29)
      Antoine Dodson, @worldofantoine, asks: Since they are working to heighten Storm’s profile in the larger marvel universe again, could we see any crossover stories or events centering around Storm in the future?

      @butterflykyss asked: Ororo is slated in this run to be earth's protector which is pretty awesome.  However, Gaia, I would presume, believes that title is more appropriate in describing her.  Any chance  the two will cross paths? 

      Sorcerer Supreme, @mysticalme337, asks: Admittedly I've asked Mr. Ayodele this before, but if he had to have Ororo team up with Doc Strange, what dynamic would he have for them?

      Kimmi, @SeleneGallio616, asks: What has been the best part in imaging what Ororo’s story after Krakoa would be? And what has been the biggest inspiration for her fashion sense?

      Ororo Munroe, @Storm54737952, asks: In relation to this image, can we associate that this spear is made of Light... not a simple light, but rather a light linked to the House of Ideas, the divine light, the Light of TOAA? after all, she will face Oblivion!

      Jug, @jugtbwjwsu, asks: Is there gonna be any chances of Storm seeing her Grandparents again?

      Sky Breaker, @dsolomon83, asks: Any armoring in the new suit? Bulletproofing, knife proofing, laser proofing etc.

    Anything else in the fire?

    Ending
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References:

    Mojo episode - Anthony (24:34)

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Issue 190 - Jack Russell
22 May 2024
Issue 190 - Jack Russell

Under the cover of a full moon, we shed a light on Jack Russell, WEREWOLF BY NIGHT! How many Warren Zevon references do we fit into this episode? Listen now to find out!

    Intro
      Apologies for delays in episodes - Doc and I going thru stuff (separately) 

      Reminder that Shenanicon registration is now open - still no word on exact date & time of Baccano panel

    Background (3:13)
      Jack Russell, Werewolf by Night, created by Roy Thomas, Jeanie Thomas, Gerry Conway, & Mike Ploog in Marvel Spotlight #2 (Feb. 1972)

      Jacob Russoff is the son of Gregor Russoff, a Transylvanian baron whose ancestor was bitten by a werewolf working for Vlad Dracula in 1795

      Gregor acquired the Darkhold and read it, triggering the latent curse and turning him into a werewolf - after he was killed, his wife Laura moved to America and remarried her brother-in-law Phillip Russell, and Jacob became Jack Russell

      Jack’s curse took effect on his 18th birthday, and shortly thereafter his family’s driver sabotaged his mother’s car to crash under Phillip’s orders - before her death she told Jack the truth about his heritage and made him promise not to take revenge on Phillip (no promise was made about the driver, though…)

      Spent most of the next few years on the run from the Committee, who wanted to capture him and use him for their own purposes - among the many people hired by the Committee was Moon Knight, who defeated Jack before having a change of heart and teaming up with Jack to escape

      Spends a chunk of the 80s on a motorcycle driving around the country - after a battle with the Hulk, his father’s spirit tells him he must accept his beastly nature or die; he does, and gains control over his transformation and abilities

      Unfortunately his control didn’t last, and he began seeing visions of Hell during his transformations - this drove him to alcoholism and suicidal thoughts until he encountered a woman similarly afflicted and under siege by a small town - they killed the leaders and agreed to help each other live free

      He was given a vaccine by Michael Morbius that helped him regain control, and he joined the Midnight Sons - his new mindset was that of acceptance, and he was determined to find other “monsters” around the world and help them the way he had been helped - this includes Rahne Sinclair’s son, who she rejected because the child was feral

      He had his head blown off by Deadpool after Wade found him in bed with his wife - he survived, but it took some time for his head to grow back

    Issues - Theme is “a sheep in wolf’s clothing” (7:46)
      Finally reached an acceptance of his werewolf nature, even if the world hasn’t

      Formerly suicidal alcoholic (14:10)

      A drifter who’s unattached to any one place for too long (24:28)

    Break (32:12)
      Plugs for I Am Your Target Demographic and Hops Geek News

    Treatment
      In-universe - Treat yo self

      Out of universe - Focus on the addiction issues first, and then work on the other things

    Skit (41:40)
      Hello Jack, I’m Dr. Issues. - Hi. Man, I could have used you a long time ago.

      *pause* Thaaanks? So, what can I do for you…now? - Just hear me out. I’ve hesitated to do any therapy because I didn’t think anyone would listen. 

      Oh, so my reputation precedes me. -You never answered my calls or emails.

      I can be scant in my availability, yes. But that should be a deterrent, right?. -Every review I read said that you are the most patient psychiatrist they’ve ever met, but you’re hard to track. I like that. Maybe you can tolerate my story. 

      My goal is more than tolerance. I want patients to thrive. But sometimes you have to crawl, then walk, then run. -You got that right! So I did my homework. I know this is confidential as long as I’m not a threat, right?

      Yup. -Well, what if I told you that there’s only a certain number of nights where I was a threat, but I kept everyone safe with an airtight plan? Makes sense, right? 

      I guess -*interrupting* and what if I told you that I even went so far as to meditate to harness my rage in a form that was productive. Are you with me?

      Is this a metaphor for male menopause or -*interrupts again* Heck man, I even found a, uh, “alternative healer” to basically cure me. This is some wild stuff, huh?

      You sound like an infomercial right now. What is your angle? Are you trying to promote some woo-woo healthy positivity or what? I’m confused. You’re way more upbeat than I thought you’d be. I just scrolled through your emails -Better late than never

      *Interrupting* No wonder I blew you off. You sent me an autobiography that reads like Ann Rice decided to make out with Kafka. -*pause* So a bit melodramatic?

      Therapy is supposed to be more than just venting. You say you have all of these tools to…wow this is long…survive with lycanthropy?! You could have just said “I’m a werewolf.” -Well you always use those vocab words in your writing so I was trying to match you. And how dare you try to shame a patient. I’ve come a long way, you know!

      No shame, no blame. Just…*sigh* I get this a lot. You want to connect on a human level. That’s awesome. I’m impressed, because you’re clearly putting the proper energy into this. But there IS a way to swing too far on that pendulum. I want to be your trusted professional, but I’m not your buddy. There’s a difference. Let’s focus on your accomplishments so far, since that’s your focus out of the gate. -Cool! First off, I survived a family that sometimes turned feral. Lots of reconciliation.

      Great. -I am on the sober path.

      Wonderful. -I can live in my own skin…and fur. 

      Check. -No, further east than that.

      Huh? -Nevermind, bad joke. 

      Not rushin ya -Huh?

      Even worse joke. -*snaps fingers* You DO have a bright side.Anywho, what I’m trying to say is, I don’t have everything figured out. But I’ve taken care of the boulders. Now I need to take care of the smaller rocks, the pebbles…you get it?

      Yup. Much better clarity. I’ll take you on as a patient under one condition -No werewolf?

      How’d you guess? -Just a hunch. Oh, and here’s my local pharmacy. 

      I don’t think you need a prescription -It’s the only one I know willing to incorporate silver compounds.

      *pause* Welp, that’s either a dark backup plan, or the wickedest joke of this encounter. *simultaneously* WHY NOT BOTH?

    Ending (46:03)
      Recommended reading: Legion of Monsters

      Next episodes: Storm, Wonder Woman, Shadowman

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Transcript

References:

    “BBL Drizzy” - Anthony (2:23)

    Shenanicon 2024 - Anthony (2:50)

    “Werewolves of London” - Doc (8:55)

    “Papa Was a Rollin’ Stone” - Doc (25:30)

    SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE - Anthony (36:00)

    “Hair of the Dog” - Anthony (46:40)

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