
27 May 2026
Don't Be Bringing Your Nordic Hybrid To The Family Reunion. You Remember What Happened Last Time.
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The CIA has been knockin em out of the park lately. Who knew that Harry Truman’s Central Intelligence Agency would make the X-Files TV Show look like amateur hour? The CIA stands accused of secretly infiltrating consumer DNA databases like Ancestry.com and 23andMe to hunt down individuals with extraterrestrial bloodlines.
Here we go again with these lunatics. We got the CIA, those same geniuses who brought you MKUltra, the crack epidemic in the inner cities, and every other half assed conspiracy that turned out to be true, now allegedly sneaking into your damn Ancestry.com and 23andMe accounts to hunt for space aliens hiding in your family tree.