Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Alex and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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About this podcast

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Alex and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

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277 episodes

225: Reviews of Amusement Parks

225: Reviews of Amusement Parks

Sending good vibes from Grandma poopy 1 2 3 4 5!Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandyGet your Clam Volcano pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/haun...

01:18:39

224: Reviews of Breastaurants

224: Reviews of Breastaurants

Christine's comedy might be legendary, but Hooters is no place for it.Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandyGet your Clam Volcano pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://...

01:24:22

223: Reviews of Pawn Shops

223: Reviews of Pawn Shops

Christine no likey this episode. But Xandy likey very muchy!Follow us on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandyGet your Clam Volcano pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.c...

01:16:15

222: Reviews of Boxed Wine

222: Reviews of Boxed Wine

Follow us on TikTok to see the cinematic art that comes from this episode! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandyGet your Morality Doesn't Go Out of Style pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: http...

01:29:22

221: Reviews of Valentine's Candy

221: Reviews of Valentine's Candy

22 February 2023

Satan? Beelzebub? Lucifer? Dana?Get your Morality Doesn't Go Out of Style pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschieferChec...

00:59:48

220: Reviews of Church Festivals

220: Reviews of Church Festivals

15 February 2023

Please have your kids listen to our podcast while they're too young to argue!Get your Morality Doesn't Go Out of Style pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedto...

01:07:48

219: Reviews of The Sims

219: Reviews of The Sims

08 February 2023

Sul sul! Benzi Chibna Looble Bazebni Gweb.Get your Morality Doesn't Go Out of Style pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandysc...

01:27:15

218: Reviews of Subscription Boxes

218: Reviews of Subscription Boxes

01 February 2023

We'll bet you two wooden nickels MeUndies never sponsors us again.Get your Morality Doesn't Go Out of Style pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofuXandy's S...

01:15:14

217: Reviews of Stores that No Longer Exist

217: Reviews of Stores that No Longer Exist

25 January 2023

We've come to the conclusion that perhaps it is our listeners defecating (pun intended)Get your Morality Doesn't Go Out of Style pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop...

01:30:15

216: Reviews of Gated Communities

216: Reviews of Gated Communities

18 January 2023

We're just hoping you don't rate your podcast based on physique and eating habits...Get your Morality Doesn't Go Out of Style pin!!! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wetSupport us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandyXtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ha...

01:05:02