Elon's Sex Chatbots PLUS Octagon on the South Lawn: Trump Turns His Birthday Into a UFC Cage Fight

 Forget candles — President Trump’s celebrating his 80th with chokeholds on the White House lawn. Patrick Gutfield unpacks the plan to turn the South Lawn into the Octagon, Dana White’s grass repair bill, Conor McGregor’s confusion, and why this might be the most violent birthday party in presidential history.

Oh, and, Sex Chatbots.