...and that is why I hate you.

The Law & Order reboot is a disappointment. Trying to lose weight. Back 2 school. Robots in the stands. Decongestants don't actually work. Reiki is Fake-y. Complaining about all the ways in which shoppers can be terrible humans.

Matthew gets a root canal. Clean yourself up you dirty whore. Sleep paralysis. Rich Men North of Richmond. Is Skeletor running for president? Complaining about people who can't help but provide their opinion on topics about which they know very little.

An orchestra of crickets. Drugs are good, they make you do things that you know you not should. Breakthrough cases. Dealing with death. Putin's revenge. Poor presidential picks. Camilla Harris. AI President. Complaing about people who poorly parent their offspring.

An update (or lack thereof) on Juaquime's house. Artificially unintelligent Cyrax. It sucks to get old. The USWNT bows out. Lizzo and the amazing banana hole. Tim Pool and Elliot Page. Complaining about people who preface their statements with "As a [insert qualifying identifier here]".

If a tree falls on Juaquime's house in the middle of the night, will anyone hear it? Get a booster seat. I leave a little behind for later. Liberal cucks. TwitterX. Copa-Cola. Complaining about cheaters.NOTE: We recorded this episode in person. We ended up with some echo issues. We fixed it as best ...

Affirmative action and the Supreme Court. Boss battles. Separating the art from the artist. Singing vs. performing. Molly in the club. Mad at Matthew. Complaining about snobs interjecting with the words "um, actually" to feign superiority.

Reddit and third-party app developers. Cyrax gets a protestor. Dog bites. Do you think there is a reason the killer sodomized your husband with a banana? City liberals versus country conservatives. Hot air balloon murder. Positive affirmations. And that is why I love you. Clean your mud pie. Complai...

Pick up your own damn kids. It's canon, though. Canadian wildfires in New York. Time as a task. Lolcows. There are few things in this world more upsetting than someone who's both stupid and arrogant. Complaining about the sovereign citizens "traveling" our streets.Sovereign citizen getting pulled ...

Parenting. May I speak to your manager? Just keep Simmons. Complaining about zen douchebags and buddhist buttholes and their toxic positivity. Enjoy this disjointed bank episode it took us three days to record. Patchwork, baby!

Matthew attends a wedding and makes the most of it. Aladdin pants. Transgender graduation woes. AI commercials. More testicle talk. Paula Deen. We complain about people who use their speakerphone in public places.