25 February 2026
Dude Perfect: Bobby Witt Jr. Ranks The Toughest Pitchers In Major League Baseball
Almost Athletes with Dude Perfect
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An absolutely packed episode featuring Kansas City Royals All Star Bobby Witt Jr., a Gen Z vs. Millennial slang showdown, and the Dude Perfect Interns facing off in TOE WRESTLING?!
The Dudes start by diving into Team USA's massive hockey gold medal win and debating Olympic overtime rules, followed by another edition of Gen Z vs. Millennial, where Intern Jackson quizzes Garrett and Sparky on the latest slang terms like “wigmaxxed” and “larp”. Plus, a random Almost Sport—toe wrestling—somehow gets both intern Jackson and Graham battling it out in a best-of-three showdown. Then Bobby Witt Jr. joins for two blind ranking games—first ranking the toughest pitchers he’s ever faced, including Shohei Ohtani, Tarik Skubal, and Gerrit Cole, and then ranking the best ballpark foods. The Twins also stop by to introduce Dude Perfect’s new book, Cory gives an update on his taste and smell recovery, and the episode wraps with wild voicemails, that lead to some surprising hot takes. If you’ve got a question, hot take, or your own Almost Athlete moment, head to AlmostAthletes.com or call (972) 805-8866 to be featured on the show.
Chapters:
00:00 Introduction
02:25 Olympic Recap
07:55 Gen Z vs Millennial Slang Game
30:10 Almost Sports: Toe Wrestling
32:50 Intern Jackson vs Intern Graham Toe Wrestle
35:15 Bobby Witt Jr. Introduction
43:05 World Baseball Classic
50:10 Bobby’s Favorite Stadium To Hit In
56:30 New Era Of Baseball
58:58 Bobby’s Squad Games Draft
01:00:45 Top 5 Toughest Pitchers Bobby Has Faced
01:05:55 Top 5 Stadium Food
01:12:45 Coby & Cory Cotton Introduction
01:14:50 Book Release Announcement
01:21:25 Cory’s Taste Bud Update
01:26:35 Voicemail #1: What Is The Worst Chore Around The House?
01:32:23 Voicemail #2: Hair Back Or Perfect Refs In Football?
01:37:25: Voicemail #3: Coby; What Did Zero Gravity Feel Like?
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Almost Athletes with Dude Perfect is (almost) a sports podcast. Tune in weekly to hear the dudes’ hottest sports takes, great debates, interviews with your favorite athletes and entertainers, and hilarious BTS from all things Dude Perfect.
New episodes drop every Wednesday.
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The Dudes start by diving into Team USA's massive hockey gold medal win and debating Olympic overtime rules, followed by another edition of Gen Z vs. Millennial, where Intern Jackson quizzes Garrett and Sparky on the latest slang terms like “wigmaxxed” and “larp”. Plus, a random Almost Sport—toe wrestling—somehow gets both intern Jackson and Graham battling it out in a best-of-three showdown. Then Bobby Witt Jr. joins for two blind ranking games—first ranking the toughest pitchers he’s ever faced, including Shohei Ohtani, Tarik Skubal, and Gerrit Cole, and then ranking the best ballpark foods. The Twins also stop by to introduce Dude Perfect’s new book, Cory gives an update on his taste and smell recovery, and the episode wraps with wild voicemails, that lead to some surprising hot takes. If you’ve got a question, hot take, or your own Almost Athlete moment, head to AlmostAthletes.com or call (972) 805-8866 to be featured on the show.
Chapters:
00:00 Introduction
02:25 Olympic Recap
07:55 Gen Z vs Millennial Slang Game
30:10 Almost Sports: Toe Wrestling
32:50 Intern Jackson vs Intern Graham Toe Wrestle
35:15 Bobby Witt Jr. Introduction
43:05 World Baseball Classic
50:10 Bobby’s Favorite Stadium To Hit In
56:30 New Era Of Baseball
58:58 Bobby’s Squad Games Draft
01:00:45 Top 5 Toughest Pitchers Bobby Has Faced
01:05:55 Top 5 Stadium Food
01:12:45 Coby & Cory Cotton Introduction
01:14:50 Book Release Announcement
01:21:25 Cory’s Taste Bud Update
01:26:35 Voicemail #1: What Is The Worst Chore Around The House?
01:32:23 Voicemail #2: Hair Back Or Perfect Refs In Football?
01:37:25: Voicemail #3: Coby; What Did Zero Gravity Feel Like?
What to do now:
1. Smash that LIKE button
2. Hit SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a DP podcast moment
3. Drop a comment with who YOU want to see on Almost Athletes next!
Subscribe for more! https://www.youtube.com/@almostathletespodcast
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Almost Athletes with Dude Perfect is (almost) a sports podcast. Tune in weekly to hear the dudes’ hottest sports takes, great debates, interviews with your favorite athletes and entertainers, and hilarious BTS from all things Dude Perfect.
New episodes drop every Wednesday.
Follow along on all platforms.
Listen to the pod on your morning commute or wherever it finds you:
Apple: - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/almost-athletes-with-dude-perfect/id1834502483
Spotify: - https://open.spotify.com/show/55gaQm31JIbp6td7QtYsPU?si=6423db3118ac497f
Follow Almost Athletes to keep up with the Dudes!:
https://www.instagram.com/almostathletes
https://www.tiktok.com/@almostathletes
https://x.com/almostathletes_
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices