The Death of Software, The Retatrutide Blueprint & Bryan Johnson’s $1M Protocol | Ep. 276
19 February 2026

The Death of Software, The Retatrutide Blueprint & Bryan Johnson’s $1M Protocol | Ep. 276

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The world is splitting in two. In this episode, we break down the "Permanent Underclass" narrative, why the market is pricing software for death, and the bizarre truth behind Peter Attia’s Jeffrey Epstein emails. From Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl "business move" to the energy bottleneck that might force AI into space, we explore the high-stakes chess match of 2026.


Timestamps:00:00 - Alfalfa #276 Intro00:23 - Analysis: The Bryan Johnson Standard & Heart Rate01:29 - Dario Amodei’s Machines of Loving Grace: Bio-Optimism04:32 - The Stakes: Is the "End of Software" Finally Real?06:42 - Sponsor: ZBiotics – The Science of Longevity07:41 - The Discovery Risk: Why Your AI Chat is a Legal Liability09:53 - The Memory Layer: Obsidian vs. Local Servers15:20 - The Skill Gap: Why Casual ChatGPT Users are Falling Behind19:01 - The Utility: Connecting AI to Your Real Life (Silos are Dead)24:32 - Systems Thinkers: The Future of White Collar Productivity26:42 - Proactive Agents: From Manual Entry to Autonomous Growth30:46 - The Twist: Attorney-Client Privilege is Officially Gone37:51 - Death of Software Part II: Incumbent Advantage vs. Startup Agility46:36 - The Cybersecurity Surge: Protecting Your Agentic Fleet50:04 - Deflationary AI: The Bold Bet on US Treasury Bonds53:46 - The Philippines is Cooked: Voice AI & Labor Displacement55:45 - Enterprise Lockdown: Why Copilot is the "Most Boomer Thing"01:01:26 - The Unlocks: Building Enterprise Value vs. Chasing Income01:05:36 - The Sovereignty Game: How to Win Outside the Venture Trap01:13:14 - Profit First: The Simple Math of Founder Distributions01:16:02 - The Trillion Dollar Drug: Eli Lilly’s Retatrutide vs. Ozempic01:17:05 - Huberman’s Cycle: From Bodybuilders to the Mainstream01:18:05 - The Clavicles Meltdown: Streamers & The IQ Decline01:23:09 - Gen Z Data: The First Generation to Actually Get Dumber?01:36:22 - The $1M Bet: Bryan Johnson’s "Immortals" Program01:37:31 - Alfalfa #276 OutroWelcome to the Alfalfa Podcast 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/alfalfapod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠... Join the Alfalfa Community Discord 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  / discord   Alfalfa Distilled Newsletter 🌾 👉 ⁠⁠⁠https://alfalfapod.beehiiv.com💰Donate to the Pod: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://streamlabs.com/alfalfapod⁠⁠⁠⁠... 🤝 Get Zbiotics (use code Alfalfa for 15% off): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://zbiotics.com/alfalfa⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠... 🏷 Check out Eight Sleep: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/eightsleepalfalfa⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠... (👉 Use code ALFALFA at checkout for a special discount.)Follow the podcast: Our website with all links - https://linktr.ee/alfalfapod Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/show/3Y3il1B... Apple Podcasts -https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... X/Twitter -   / alfalfapod   Instagram -   / alfalfapodcast   Threads - https://www.threads.com/@alfalfapodcast TikTok -   / alfalfaodcast  Follow the hosts: Arman Assadi - https://linktr.ee/armanassadi Eric Johanson -   / crypto_cfa   Nick Urbani -   / nurbani   Disclaimer: The views expressed by hosts, guests, and representatives don't reflect any associated institutions or organizations, and shouldn't be taken as financial or investment guidance. All information provided doesn't consider individual circumstances. We encourage independent legal, financial, and professional consultation before making decisions related to this content.