Two People Who Were WAY Too Patient: Paychecks in Points & Eggshells Gone Wrong
12 May 2026

Two People Who Were WAY Too Patient: Paychecks in Points & Eggshells Gone Wrong

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What should be one of the happiest moments of her career turns into absolute chaos in this unforgettable Jubal Show Phone Prank. Caitlin has just landed a huge promotion to Executive Vice President, and she’s riding the high… until a very official-sounding call from “corporate HR” congratulates her in the weirdest way possible. Instead of a raise and a paycheck, she’s told that executives no longer get paid in money—they get paid in airline miles and reward points!

Yep. No salary. Just points. As the call goes on, things spiral fast. Caitlin is accused of being “materialistic,” “money-grubbing,” and “greedy” for wanting her actual paycheck. Her excitement turns into pure rage as she threatens to march down to HR in person, quit her job, and throw resignation papers in someone’s face.

And just when it feels like this promotion is about to end in a full-blown corporate meltdown… the prank is revealed. If you love phone pranks where emotions swing from excited to furious in seconds, this one is an all-time classic.

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