1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! No, "Miracles" by Insane Clown Posse (ICP) is not intended as a joke. Despite its viral reception and widespread mockery—particularly the line "Fucking magnets, how do they work?"—the song was created with sincerity. ICP aimed to express genuine wonder at everyday phenomena that are often overlooked. Violent J, one of...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! *“Short People” by Randy Newman is a snarky, satirical jab masquerading as a pop song, delivering a wildly exaggerated roast of vertically-challenged folks with lines so ludicrous they border on cartoon villainy. With its bouncing piano and upbeat melody, the song mocks short people for everything from their “little...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! In this unsettling reimagining, the smooth-talking, swagger-filled narrator isn’t here to party… he’s luring kids with charm, games, and magic tricks under the guise of fun. He struts through neighborhoods with a twisted grin, tossing candy, whispering riddles, and leading children astray with hypnotic dance moves....

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! I wanna nap and rock all night! (And shuffle every day!) I wanna nap and rock all night! (Then golf and Matlock play!)DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched!Start for FREEBlessington Support the podcast when you...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Imagine you are inside a sentient music store, where time doesn’t move forward but instead loops in soft-focus montages of bittersweet almost-memories. Ronan Keating, a man who simultaneously exists inside and outside the concept of love, strolls through this liminal space, not searching for something, but also kind of...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Imagine you’re standing in a hallway that exists outside of time, where every door leads to a different parallel universe of past relationships—but only the ones where the emotional debris still lingers like a half-written text. You’re both the observer and the participant, reliving a moment that simultaneously...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! The song basically says, “Life is trash sometimes, but don’t worry, we’re going to spiritually parkour our way to happiness.”DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched!Start for FREEBlessington Support the podcast when...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! "Lads from the City" (to the tune of Boys From the Bush)Verse 1:We rolled up late in a four-wheel drive,GPS lost, barely made it alive.Tried to buy a latte, but the town was dry,Now we’re stuck in boots and swattin’ at flies.Chorus:We’re the lads from the city, we don’t belong,Took one step outside, now everything’s...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! Hark! The air be thick with sultry heat,And lo, mine garments do betray mine flesh!Wouldst thou not bid me cast them off anon,Lest I dost swelter in this fiery clime?Verily, the warmth doth set mine blood afire,A tempest rages ‘neath this weary brow.If thou, too, dost feel this fervent blaze,Then shed thy raiments,...

Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! "Just a Friend" by Biz Markie is a humorous and heartfelt hip-hop track about unrequited love and betrayal. The song tells the story of Biz falling for a girl who insists that another guy in her life is "just a friend." Despite his hopes, he eventually discovers that she was lying and was romantically involved with the...