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Once on a Time

Public domain audiobook

Once on a Time

by A. A. Milne

English· 5:40:00· 23 chapters
When the King of Barodia receives a pair of seven-league boots as a birthday present, his habit of flying over the King of Euralia's castle during breakfast provokes a series of incidents which escalate into war. While the King of Euralia is away, his daughter Hyacinth tries to rule in his stead and counter the machiavellian ambitions of the king's favourite, the Countess Belvane. Written in 1917, Milne's own introduction begins 'This is an odd book', and indeed it is very difficult to classify. Ostensibly a typical fairytale, it tells the story of the war between the kingdoms of Euralia and Barodia and the political shenanigans which take place in Euralia in the king's absence, all supposedly rewritten by Milne from the writings of the fictional historian "Roger Scurvilegs". Milne created the story to contain believable, three-dimensional characters, rather than the stereotypes which will satisfy children. Hence the book introduces us to a princess who is far from helpless; a prince who, whilst handsome, is also pompous and vain; an enchantment which is almost entirely humorous; a villain who is not entirely villainous and receives no real comeuppance; a good king who isn't always good; an evil king who isn't always evil, and so on. The result is a book which children may not enjoy as much as adults. The book was written by Milne partly for his wife, upon whom the character of the Countess Belvane was partially based. (Summary from Wikipedia)

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Chapters

  1. Chapter 1

    01 - Preface

    03:46
  2. Chapter 2

    02 - Chapter 1 - The King of Euralia has a Visitor to Breakfast

    13:33
  3. Chapter 3

    03 - Chapter 2 - The Chancellor of Barodia has a Long Walk Home

    09:46
  4. Chapter 4

    04 - Chapter 3 - The King of Euralia Draws his Sword

    13:58
  5. Chapter 5

    05 - Chapter 4 - The Princess Hyacinth Leaves it to the Countess

    13:56
  6. Chapter 6

    06 - Chapter 5 - Belvane Indulges her Hobby

    15:08
  7. Chapter 7

    07 - Chapter 6 - There are no Wizards in Barodia

    12:57
  8. Chapter 8

    08 - Chapter 7 - The Princess Receives a Letter and Writes One

    15:53
  9. Chapter 9

    09 - Chapter 8 - Prince Udo Sleeps Badly

    12:30
  10. Chapter 10

    10 - Chapter 9 - They are Afraid of Udo

    12:12
  11. Chapter 11

    11 - Chapter 10 - Charlotte Patacake Astonishes the Critics

    20:26
  12. Chapter 12

    12 - Chapter 11 - Watercress Seems to go with the Ears

    15:15
  13. Chapter 13

    13 - Chapter 12 - We Decide to Write to Udo's Father

    19:42
  14. Chapter 14

    14 - Chapter 13 - "Pink" Rhymes with "Think"

    19:13
  15. Chapter 15

    15 - Chapter 14 - "Why Can't you be like Wiggs?"

    15:19
  16. Chapter 16

    16 - Chapter 15 - There is a Lover Waiting for Hyacinth

    04:24
  17. Chapter 17

    17 - Chapter 16 - Belvane Enjoys Herself

    18:08
  18. Chapter 18

    18 - Chapter 17 - The King of Barodia Drops the Whisker Habit

    22:00
  19. Chapter 19

    19 - Chapter 18 - The Veteran of the Forest Entertains Two Very Young People

    19:01
  20. Chapter 20

    20 - Chapter 19 - Udo Behaves Like a Gentleman

    14:20
  21. Chapter 21

    21 - Chapter 20 - Coronel Knows a Good Story when he Hears it

    15:51
  22. Chapter 22

    22 - Chapter 21 - A Serpent Coming after Udo

    18:56
  23. Chapter 23

    23 - Chapter 22 - The Seventeen Volumes go back Again

    13:54