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Bill Nye's Funniest Thoughts

Public domain audiobook

Bill Nye's Funniest Thoughts

by Bill Nye

English· 3:34:05· 35 chapters
Bill Nye was a famous American humor columnist in the middle 1800's. He said "We can never be a nation of snobs so long as we are willing to poke fun at ourselves." And he did exactly that in hundreds of newspaper columns that were later collected into books. This is a selection of just 35 of the most humorous, wry and downright funny cogitations of his, written of course in the somewhat convoluted style common in the 19th century which just adds to their flavor in my opinion. The selection process was rigorous: only those that made me laugh, giggle or snort are included. (Summary by phil Chenevert)

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Chapters

  1. Chapter 1

    01 - Directions

    04:05
  2. Chapter 2

    02 - My School Days

    04:08
  3. Chapter 3

    03 - Habits of a Literary Man

    06:22
  4. Chapter 4

    04 - Archemides

    05:10
  5. Chapter 5

    05 - Anatomy

    05:34
  6. Chapter 6

    06 - Hours With Great Men

    05:05
  7. Chapter 7

    07 - B. Franklin, deceased

    07:29
  8. Chapter 8

    08 - Life Insurance as A Health Restorer

    02:59
  9. Chapter 9

    09 - The Opium Habit

    04:49
  10. Chapter 10

    10 - Twombley's Tale

    08:21
  11. Chapter 11

    11 - On Cyclones

    04:51
  12. Chapter 12

    12 - Verona

    06:36
  13. Chapter 13

    13 - A Great Upheaval

    06:58
  14. Chapter 14

    14 - In Acknowledgment

    06:23
  15. Chapter 15

    15 - Spinal Meningitis.

    07:07
  16. Chapter 16

    16 - The Sun

    06:15
  17. Chapter 17

    17 - The Stars

    06:05
  18. Chapter 18

    18 - A Thrilling Experience

    06:32
  19. Chapter 19

    19 - The Wail of a Wife

    06:39
  20. Chapter 20

    20 - My Lecture Abroad

    04:39
  21. Chapter 21

    21 - The Miner at Home

    06:59
  22. Chapter 22

    22 - Christopher Columbus

    06:59
  23. Chapter 23

    23 - The Amateur Carpenter

    04:59
  24. Chapter 24

    24 - The Average Hen

    06:08
  25. Chapter 25

    25 - My Experience as an Agriculturist

    06:58
  26. Chapter 26

    26 - "Done It A-Purpose"

    07:54
  27. Chapter 27

    27 - Mush and Melody

    04:58
  28. Chapter 28

    28 - History of Babylon

    08:24
  29. Chapter 29

    29 - The Bite of a Mad Dog

    05:16
  30. Chapter 30

    30 - About Geology

    06:43
  31. Chapter 31

    31 - Nero

    07:28
  32. Chapter 32

    32 - The Cow-Boy

    06:34
  33. Chapter 33

    33 - Stirring Incidents at a Fire

    08:35
  34. Chapter 34

    34 - The Little Barefoot Boy

    04:33
  35. Chapter 35

    35 - "I Spy."

    05:30