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Bill Nye and Boomerang; Or the Tale of a Meek-Eyed Mule, and Some Other Literary Gems
by Bill Nye
English· 08:17:55· 115 chapters
Humorist Bill Nye was the first editor of the daily paper in Laramie, Wyoming, and named it the Laramie Boomerang in honor of his mule. As Nye’s son Frank said, something about the word “boomerang” piqued Nye’s imagination, as it described the "eccentricity of his orbit". “His mule, his mine, his newspaper, his [first] book [Bill Nye and Boomerang], all bore the trademark.” The book, according to Nye, includes "some little epics and ethereal flights of fancy..." and said "it affords me great pleasure...to know what a feeling of blessed rest and childlike confidence and assurance - and some more things of that nature - will follow the publication of this work." Warning: Common side-effects include uncontrollable side-slapping laughter and giggling. Listen with extreme caution. - Summary by Dale Barkley, proudly from Laramie
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Chapters
- Chapter 1
To My Mule Boomerang
01:17 - Chapter 2
The Apology
02:01 - Chapter 3
Apostrophe to an Orphan Mule
02:16 - Chapter 4
A Miners' Meeting - My Mine - A Mirage on the Plains
07:51 - Chapter 5
The True Story of Damon and Pythias
07:30 - Chapter 6
Sad Memories of the Dead Year
04:44 - Chapter 7
Bill Nye's Thirteenth Grand Semi-Annual Farewell Circus and Hippodrome
07:01 - Chapter 8
Letter from Paris
04:05 - Chapter 9
Prehistoric Crockery
05:18 - Chapter 10
Suggestions for a School of Journalism
07:33 - Chapter 11
The Fragrant Mormon
02:51 - Chapter 12
Recollections of the Opera
05:04 - Chapter 13
A Sunny Little Incident
03:22 - Chapter 14
He Rewarded Her
01:11 - Chapter 15
The Modern Parlor Stove
03:18 - Chapter 16
Remarks to Originators
03:02 - Chapter 17
Queer
00:53 - Chapter 18
Sic Semper Gloria Houseplant
01:49 - Chapter 19
How to Tell
01:20 - Chapter 20
Biography of Colorow
02:48 - Chapter 21
Diary of a Saucy Young Thing
02:16 - Chapter 22
Killing off the James Boys
02:26 - Chapter 23
A Relic
02:12 - Chapter 24
Some Reasons why I can't be an Indian Agent
05:27 - Chapter 25
The Picnic Snoozer's Lament
01:13 - Chapter 26
Billious Nye and Boomerang in the Gold Mines
06:21 - Chapter 27
Two Great Men
02:51 - Chapter 28
Dirty Murphy
02:30 - Chapter 29
A Rocky Mountain Sunset
02:31 - Chapter 30
The Temperature of the Bumble-bee
01:53 - Chapter 31
Drawbacks of Public Life
03:31 - Chapter 32
The Glad, Free Life of the Miner
04:57 - Chapter 33
Some Thoughts of Childhood
03:20 - Chapter 34
The New Adjustable Campaign Song
03:28 - Chapter 35
Sitting down on a Venerable Joke
03:02 - Chapter 36
A Hairbreadth Escape
03:43 - Chapter 37
Myself, Dr. Talmage and Other Divines
06:20 - Chapter 38
Fine-cut as a Means of Grace
03:07 - Chapter 39
The Weather and Some Other Things
05:22 - Chapter 40
The Parable of the Unjust Steward
04:09 - Chapter 41
Ode to Spring
01:05 - Chapter 42
The Parable of the Prodigal Son
04:29 - Chapter 43
The Indian and the Everlasting Gospel
06:27 - Chapter 44
The Muse
12:08 - Chapter 45
Shoeing a Broncho
05:13 - Chapter 46
Pumpkin Jim; or the Tale of a Busted Jackass Rabbit
13:19 - Chapter 47
William Nye and the Heathen Chinee
06:04 - Chapter 48
Hong Lee's Grand Benefit at Leadville
03:25 - Chapter 49
You Fou
02:32 - Chapter 50
The Lop-eared Lovers of the Little Laramie
13:37 - Chapter 51
Speech of Spartacus
08:30 - Chapter 52
Correspondence
11:03 - Chapter 53
He Went Out West for His Health
06:09 - Chapter 54
A Quiet Little Wedding without any Frills
06:06 - Chapter 55
Thoughts on Spring
03:50 - Chapter 56
The Same Old Thing
06:34 - Chapter 57
The Veteran who died while getting his Pension
05:37 - Chapter 58
Gingerbread Poems and Cold Pickled Facts
05:13 - Chapter 59
Origin of Beautiful Snow
06:03 - Chapter 60
Ute Eloquence
03:30 - Chapter 61
The Aged Indian's Lament
03:54 - Chapter 62
How a Mining Stampede breaks out
04:23 - Chapter 63
The Great Rocky Mountain Re-union of Yaller Dogs
03:54 - Chapter 64
What Woman's Suffrage has done for Wyoming
05:12 - Chapter 65
Portuguese without a Master
05:45 - Chapter 66
The Rocky Mountain Hog
03:11 - Chapter 67
The Buckness wherewith the Buck Beer Bucketh
01:53 - Chapter 68
Billious Nye and the Amateur Stage
03:36 - Chapter 69
A Journalistic Correction
01:31 - Chapter 70
Bankrupt Sale of Literary Gems
01:45 - Chapter 71
Thoughts on Marriage
04:42 - Chapter 72
A Ute Presidential Convention
11:52 - Chapter 73
The Club-footed Lover of Piute Pass
07:17 - Chapter 74
The Automatic Liar
03:45 - Chapter 75
Some Post-office Fiends
06:01 - Chapter 76
Agriculture at an altitude of 7,500 feet
02:53 - Chapter 77
The Gentle Youth from Leadville
03:04 - Chapter 78
A Snide Journalist
06:42 - Chapter 79
He Was Blind
03:49 - Chapter 80
Thoughts of the Mellow Previously
03:43 - Chapter 81
My Tombstone Mine
06:22 - Chapter 82
Bankrupt Sale of a Circus
05:58 - Chapter 83
Greeley versus Valley Tan
01:38 - Chapter 84
The Eternal Fitness of Things
03:01 - Chapter 85
They Unanimously Arose and Hung Him
04:04 - Chapter 86
Rhetoric versus Woodtick
05:32 - Chapter 87
The Model Wife
05:53 - Chapter 88
Some Overland Tourists
06:01 - Chapter 89
Catching Mountain Trout at an elevation of 8,000 feet
04:23 - Chapter 90
Home-made Indian Relics
06:38 - Chapter 91
The Previous Reporter
03:02 - Chapter 92
The Peace Commission
04:20 - Chapter 93
Some Answers to Correspondents
06:19 - Chapter 94
The Crow Indian and His Caws
04:25 - Chapter 95
The Nuptials of Dangerous Davis
04:18 - Chapter 96
The Holiday Hog
01:35 - Chapter 97
Some Census Conundrums
02:29 - Chapter 98
The Gentle Power of a Woman's Influence
04:18 - Chapter 99
The Native Inborn Shiftlessness of the Prairie Dogs
02:03 - Chapter 100
Answers to Correspondents
07:14 - Chapter 101
The Secret of Garfield's Election
04:35 - Chapter 102
Perils of the Butternut Picker
06:57 - Chapter 103
A Word or Two about the Swallow
04:10 - Chapter 104
Laughing Sam
03:02 - Chapter 105
The Calamity Jane Consolidated
02:10 - Chapter 106
The Nocturnal Cow
03:34 - Chapter 107
The Relentless Garden Hose
01:31 - Chapter 108
A Wail
02:16 - Chapter 109
The Great, Horrid Man Receiveth New Year Calls
02:53 - Chapter 110
Just the Thing
01:41 - Chapter 111
Thanks
01:32 - Chapter 112
An Anti-Mormon Town
01:33 - Chapter 113
A Christmas Ride in July
02:01 - Chapter 114
Examining the Brand on a Frozen Steer
01:28 - Chapter 115
Onion Peelin's
03:20