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Bill Nye and Boomerang; Or the Tale of a Meek-Eyed Mule, and Some Other Literary Gems

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Bill Nye and Boomerang; Or the Tale of a Meek-Eyed Mule, and Some Other Literary Gems

by Bill Nye

English· 08:17:55· 115 chapters
Humorist Bill Nye was the first editor of the daily paper in Laramie, Wyoming, and named it the Laramie Boomerang in honor of his mule. As Nye’s son Frank said, something about the word “boomerang” piqued Nye’s imagination, as it described the "eccentricity of his orbit". “His mule, his mine, his newspaper, his [first] book [Bill Nye and Boomerang], all bore the trademark.” The book, according to Nye, includes "some little epics and ethereal flights of fancy..." and said "it affords me great pleasure...to know what a feeling of blessed rest and childlike confidence and assurance - and some more things of that nature - will follow the publication of this work." Warning: Common side-effects include uncontrollable side-slapping laughter and giggling. Listen with extreme caution. - Summary by Dale Barkley, proudly from Laramie

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Chapters

  1. Chapter 1

    To My Mule Boomerang

    01:17
  2. Chapter 2

    The Apology

    02:01
  3. Chapter 3

    Apostrophe to an Orphan Mule

    02:16
  4. Chapter 4

    A Miners' Meeting - My Mine - A Mirage on the Plains

    07:51
  5. Chapter 5

    The True Story of Damon and Pythias

    07:30
  6. Chapter 6

    Sad Memories of the Dead Year

    04:44
  7. Chapter 7

    Bill Nye's Thirteenth Grand Semi-Annual Farewell Circus and Hippodrome

    07:01
  8. Chapter 8

    Letter from Paris

    04:05
  9. Chapter 9

    Prehistoric Crockery

    05:18
  10. Chapter 10

    Suggestions for a School of Journalism

    07:33
  11. Chapter 11

    The Fragrant Mormon

    02:51
  12. Chapter 12

    Recollections of the Opera

    05:04
  13. Chapter 13

    A Sunny Little Incident

    03:22
  14. Chapter 14

    He Rewarded Her

    01:11
  15. Chapter 15

    The Modern Parlor Stove

    03:18
  16. Chapter 16

    Remarks to Originators

    03:02
  17. Chapter 17

    Queer

    00:53
  18. Chapter 18

    Sic Semper Gloria Houseplant

    01:49
  19. Chapter 19

    How to Tell

    01:20
  20. Chapter 20

    Biography of Colorow

    02:48
  21. Chapter 21

    Diary of a Saucy Young Thing

    02:16
  22. Chapter 22

    Killing off the James Boys

    02:26
  23. Chapter 23

    A Relic

    02:12
  24. Chapter 24

    Some Reasons why I can't be an Indian Agent

    05:27
  25. Chapter 25

    The Picnic Snoozer's Lament

    01:13
  26. Chapter 26

    Billious Nye and Boomerang in the Gold Mines

    06:21
  27. Chapter 27

    Two Great Men

    02:51
  28. Chapter 28

    Dirty Murphy

    02:30
  29. Chapter 29

    A Rocky Mountain Sunset

    02:31
  30. Chapter 30

    The Temperature of the Bumble-bee

    01:53
  31. Chapter 31

    Drawbacks of Public Life

    03:31
  32. Chapter 32

    The Glad, Free Life of the Miner

    04:57
  33. Chapter 33

    Some Thoughts of Childhood

    03:20
  34. Chapter 34

    The New Adjustable Campaign Song

    03:28
  35. Chapter 35

    Sitting down on a Venerable Joke

    03:02
  36. Chapter 36

    A Hairbreadth Escape

    03:43
  37. Chapter 37

    Myself, Dr. Talmage and Other Divines

    06:20
  38. Chapter 38

    Fine-cut as a Means of Grace

    03:07
  39. Chapter 39

    The Weather and Some Other Things

    05:22
  40. Chapter 40

    The Parable of the Unjust Steward

    04:09
  41. Chapter 41

    Ode to Spring

    01:05
  42. Chapter 42

    The Parable of the Prodigal Son

    04:29
  43. Chapter 43

    The Indian and the Everlasting Gospel

    06:27
  44. Chapter 44

    The Muse

    12:08
  45. Chapter 45

    Shoeing a Broncho

    05:13
  46. Chapter 46

    Pumpkin Jim; or the Tale of a Busted Jackass Rabbit

    13:19
  47. Chapter 47

    William Nye and the Heathen Chinee

    06:04
  48. Chapter 48

    Hong Lee's Grand Benefit at Leadville

    03:25
  49. Chapter 49

    You Fou

    02:32
  50. Chapter 50

    The Lop-eared Lovers of the Little Laramie

    13:37
  51. Chapter 51

    Speech of Spartacus

    08:30
  52. Chapter 52

    Correspondence

    11:03
  53. Chapter 53

    He Went Out West for His Health

    06:09
  54. Chapter 54

    A Quiet Little Wedding without any Frills

    06:06
  55. Chapter 55

    Thoughts on Spring

    03:50
  56. Chapter 56

    The Same Old Thing

    06:34
  57. Chapter 57

    The Veteran who died while getting his Pension

    05:37
  58. Chapter 58

    Gingerbread Poems and Cold Pickled Facts

    05:13
  59. Chapter 59

    Origin of Beautiful Snow

    06:03
  60. Chapter 60

    Ute Eloquence

    03:30
  61. Chapter 61

    The Aged Indian's Lament

    03:54
  62. Chapter 62

    How a Mining Stampede breaks out

    04:23
  63. Chapter 63

    The Great Rocky Mountain Re-union of Yaller Dogs

    03:54
  64. Chapter 64

    What Woman's Suffrage has done for Wyoming

    05:12
  65. Chapter 65

    Portuguese without a Master

    05:45
  66. Chapter 66

    The Rocky Mountain Hog

    03:11
  67. Chapter 67

    The Buckness wherewith the Buck Beer Bucketh

    01:53
  68. Chapter 68

    Billious Nye and the Amateur Stage

    03:36
  69. Chapter 69

    A Journalistic Correction

    01:31
  70. Chapter 70

    Bankrupt Sale of Literary Gems

    01:45
  71. Chapter 71

    Thoughts on Marriage

    04:42
  72. Chapter 72

    A Ute Presidential Convention

    11:52
  73. Chapter 73

    The Club-footed Lover of Piute Pass

    07:17
  74. Chapter 74

    The Automatic Liar

    03:45
  75. Chapter 75

    Some Post-office Fiends

    06:01
  76. Chapter 76

    Agriculture at an altitude of 7,500 feet

    02:53
  77. Chapter 77

    The Gentle Youth from Leadville

    03:04
  78. Chapter 78

    A Snide Journalist

    06:42
  79. Chapter 79

    He Was Blind

    03:49
  80. Chapter 80

    Thoughts of the Mellow Previously

    03:43
  81. Chapter 81

    My Tombstone Mine

    06:22
  82. Chapter 82

    Bankrupt Sale of a Circus

    05:58
  83. Chapter 83

    Greeley versus Valley Tan

    01:38
  84. Chapter 84

    The Eternal Fitness of Things

    03:01
  85. Chapter 85

    They Unanimously Arose and Hung Him

    04:04
  86. Chapter 86

    Rhetoric versus Woodtick

    05:32
  87. Chapter 87

    The Model Wife

    05:53
  88. Chapter 88

    Some Overland Tourists

    06:01
  89. Chapter 89

    Catching Mountain Trout at an elevation of 8,000 feet

    04:23
  90. Chapter 90

    Home-made Indian Relics

    06:38
  91. Chapter 91

    The Previous Reporter

    03:02
  92. Chapter 92

    The Peace Commission

    04:20
  93. Chapter 93

    Some Answers to Correspondents

    06:19
  94. Chapter 94

    The Crow Indian and His Caws

    04:25
  95. Chapter 95

    The Nuptials of Dangerous Davis

    04:18
  96. Chapter 96

    The Holiday Hog

    01:35
  97. Chapter 97

    Some Census Conundrums

    02:29
  98. Chapter 98

    The Gentle Power of a Woman's Influence

    04:18
  99. Chapter 99

    The Native Inborn Shiftlessness of the Prairie Dogs

    02:03
  100. Chapter 100

    Answers to Correspondents

    07:14
  101. Chapter 101

    The Secret of Garfield's Election

    04:35
  102. Chapter 102

    Perils of the Butternut Picker

    06:57
  103. Chapter 103

    A Word or Two about the Swallow

    04:10
  104. Chapter 104

    Laughing Sam

    03:02
  105. Chapter 105

    The Calamity Jane Consolidated

    02:10
  106. Chapter 106

    The Nocturnal Cow

    03:34
  107. Chapter 107

    The Relentless Garden Hose

    01:31
  108. Chapter 108

    A Wail

    02:16
  109. Chapter 109

    The Great, Horrid Man Receiveth New Year Calls

    02:53
  110. Chapter 110

    Just the Thing

    01:41
  111. Chapter 111

    Thanks

    01:32
  112. Chapter 112

    An Anti-Mormon Town

    01:33
  113. Chapter 113

    A Christmas Ride in July

    02:01
  114. Chapter 114

    Examining the Brand on a Frozen Steer

    01:28
  115. Chapter 115

    Onion Peelin's

    03:20