John and Chris Show

When John and Chris were eight, they were just learning how to get away with things and almost pulled off the biggest, Getting Away With Things" of all time. Plus we pump a child full of Adderall, put him a room full of Faberge eggs and get mad when he breaks.

We finally know what the Make and Model Volvo, Chris Davies almost joined the Army, bootleg McDonalds and Frank Malloy's love affair with WMAZ New Anchor Tina Hicks.

Only one human disease has been completely eradicated by the WHO. John & Chris cure two diseases in this clip alone. Including one allegedly only found at the Nu-way restaurant in the airport..

The Arby's bathroom Forest Hill Macon, GA, Chris still pays his bills in person, John's new business idea "Line Cutters" and when customer service gets too familiar.

I thought I was going to be a writer but Hustler magazine said my articles were too filthy. Are you in the career you planned? If you were not in your current industry, what would you be doing?

This time, John is the one hauled off to jail in Milledgeville, GA

The nostalgia of putting all your clothes in a trash bag and riding a Greyhound Bus from the Macon bus station.

How you treat fast food employees matters, 40 years of Frank Malloy and ordering a T-Bone at the Waffle House on this segment with John & Chris #warnerrobins #macon #wmaz #frankmalloy #wafflehouse #fastfood #arbys

How much are Chris' Cabbage Patch dolls worth?

One hot summer Georgia day, hungover and full of gas station hot dogs, Chris gets pinned down in a porta potty. Then, Chris gives out one of his legendary secrets for getting away with things.